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PIRANHA 3-D (2010) FOUR TOP HATS
Oh boy – This was something else… since I don’t work for some syndication, my ratings are my own and I give this four top hats for delivering everything I had expected, SO – if you are NOT expecting...
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EDEN LAKE (2008) THREE TOP HATS
The way I see it, back in 2002 Eli Roth, with Cabin Fever, by his own words, brought horror back to the way it used to be: gruesome, bloody and a load of unclothed bodies. To follow, in 2003 we got...
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HIGH TENSION (2003) FOUR TOP HATS
When I was thinking about doing this write up, I feel compelled to try and do the best I can, but this movie is pretty grisly and I don’t want to make anyone cry or hate my work here but there’s a...
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MANIAC (2013) FOUR TOP HATS
Do you Good People remember Alexandre Aja’s HIGH TENSION?? Remember how brutal and gory and bloody it was?? Well those boys put out another movie a few years later – different director with Aja...
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MIRRORS (2008) TWO TOP HATS
By the time this came out, I had seen the gruesome HIGH TENSION and THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake (I still contend that HIGH TENSION is a complete rip off of a TV movie called INTENSITY. It’s good but I...
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P2 (2007) THREE TOP HATS
I remember being really excited about this thing when it came out. It was produced by Alexandre Aja who fucked some serious shit up in HIGH TENSION and had the babe from THE WOODS in it – as displayed...
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HORNS (2013) THREE CUTANEOUS HORNS
(Be careful if you’re not familiar with the term “Cutaneous Horns” and you go look that up on Google images….) So…. yeah… I really wanted to like this more than I did. I like Alexandre Aja and I like...
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CRAWL (2019) SCODELARIO VS. THE ALLIGATORS
Let’s start this off with a few quick remarks about some things. I don’t know shitfuck about alligators except that they are the reason I don’t go into fresh bodies of water. I don’t know that if they...
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